Funny Things Our Parents used to say.
01. Stop poking holes in the air
02. The wind will change and your face will stay like that
03. What part of no don't you understand?
04. You'll get yours someday!
05. Bread and pull it ( when asked what's for tea)
06. And If your Aunt had testicles she would be your Uncle
07. Bright-eyed and Bushy tailed
08. If everyone else decided to jump off the roof...
09. Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about
10. How many times do I need to tell you?
11. Cold hands, warm heart
12. Were you born in a tent? (If we left the door open)
13. Look with your eyes, not with your mouth
Reasons why a marriage/relationship falls apart:
1. Infidelity
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