Things That Will Get You Fired
1. Excessive absenteeism
2. Low productivity
3. Theft
4. A relative of the boss needs your job
5. Sexist or 'inappropriate' behaviour
6. Ageism
7. Company is downsizing
8. Punching the boss..
9. Whistle blowing
10. Company relocating
11. Chronic lateness
12. being drunk
13. Coming in to work with a serious contagious illness, no mask, and breathing all over everyone