Become a pirate....

[Furryanimal]

 

[Marlene]

MIT has had a pirate program for quite some time.

https://www.themarysue.com/mit-pirate-program/

 

[jujube]

Ahoy, mateys! What are a pirate's favorite socks, dogs and vegetables? Arrrggghhhgyles, Arrrggghhhdales and arrrggghhhtichokes, of course!

Where do old pirates retire? Arrrggghhhizona.

 

[jerry old]

But, but, but, if you get caught you get hung. As a graduate of
these schools do I get a hang proof certificate, as in a get out of jail free card?
I've heard rumors that the classes are usually filled with politicians-is this true? It would explain a lot, maybe, maybe not