Best pick-up line ever used on you (or that you used)?

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i_am_Lois

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Naturally I'm using a time machine to travel way into my past to answer this one.

I recall a guy grabbing my attention when he said "I want to kiss you from head to toe, then work my way back up again." I was sure he didn't make that one up himself, but the effect was great regardless. :gettowork:
 

I don't know if this qualifies as a pick up line or not - one time I was enroute to a destination on board a train in central France. A female conductor gave me wrong information and I missed the stop where I was to transfer to another train. It was really late at night and all I was able to do was disembark in the next town and head back the next morning. She was very apologetic of the misinformation. I told her, "well, I guess I'll have to go home with you" ...
... she never responded... the next stop I disembarked and walked into anonymity forever...


... was just as well, she wasn't near as attractive as this conductor :)
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons4/2009/12/52/284/2847403/325746ec05498e91_lacroixrail.jpg
 
bad pick up lines...

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TG obviously has the magnetism and charisma not to need anything else...unlike the rest of us poor mortals...
 
Vivjen said:
TG obviously has the magnetism and charisma not to need anything else...unlike the rest of us poor mortals...
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You know what I have always gotten a lot? "(gushing) Oooohhhh, you're a surfer!" Later . . . "(fuming) But you went surfing, yesterday!!!"
 
When I was 15 yrs old and at a High School dance a boy came up to me and asked me to dance. As soon as we started to dance he said "You fit perfectly in my arms." Needless to say he won me over. We started to date and later married, We just celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary and he still has a way with words.
 
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