Biker Riddle

[Aunt Marg]

Because his tank was dry?

 

[jerry old]

Sally doesn't do rallies

 

[Aunt Marg]

No money - no funny?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because he couldn't pull himself out of the biker-bar?

 

[Pinky]

Because he lived too far away.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because he was hitched?

 

[debodun]

Because his tires were FLAT. lol

You're getting warm.

 

[Aunt Marg]

He couldn't go, because he was flat out?

 

[Aunt Marg]

He couldn't go, because he was flat broke?

 

[PamfromTx]

He couldn't go because his tires were getting patched.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the motorcyclist had the wrong patch?

 

[Pinky]

His motorcycle was broken.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because he was tanked?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because it was so close to Halloween, the motorcyclist wanted to go to a monster-mash rather than a biker-bash?

 

[jujube]

He was "two tired"?

 

[Aunt Marg]

He was "tired"?

You got it!

 

[jerry old]

The deal is, OP post riddle, giggles, takes a nap, get up pulls up SF, giggles, thinks about dinner, a faint thought 'Should i post answer?
No, there having too much fun

 

[PamfromTx]

@debodun

Anyone get the right answer?

 

[Lewkat]

He's "tired." I think that was supposed to be the right answer, Pam.

 

[PamfromTx]

He's "tired." I think that was supposed to be the right answer, Pam.

Thank you, @Lewkat !

 

[debodun]

jujube got it.