breaking wind

[Mr. Ed]

Be advised a large quantity of wind has just escaped from this facility

 

[Sassycakes]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU heard ME BREAKING WIND!

 

[Mr. Ed]

The wind the shear force of it all solidified

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[jujube]

It's just rectal zephyrs......

 

[Lavinia]

It's a direct result of what you choose to eat. Some foods ferment!

 

[debodun]

Is that what that warm front is on the weather report? So you're the one responsible for global warming?

 

[horseless carriage]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU heard ME BREAKING WIND!