Brotherly Love

[Beezer]

Me: "Sorry Bro. I lost my train of thought."

Brother: "That's okay. It was only carrying empty boxcars."

lol!

Another time I had gained weight and showed my brother my picture.

Me: "The camera adds a few pounds."

Brother: "How many cameras were on you?"

lol!

 

[Paco Dennis]

My twin brother called me from prison.

He said, “So you know how we finish each others’ sentences?”

 

[CinnamonSugar]

Welcome to the forum, @Beezer !



my brothers were quite a bit older than me, so I don’t have a wealth if witty exchanges to share but I do remember as a very young child my brother pushing me in the grocery cart at the store (probably a little too fast, he didn’t have a hot rod) and the fun of that.

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Me: "Sorry Bro. I lost my train of thought."

Brother: "That's okay. It was only carrying empty boxcars."

lol!

Another time I had gained weight and showed my brother my picture.

Me: "The camera adds a few pounds."

Brother: "How many cameras were on you?"

lol!

GROAN