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[h=3]Montana lawmaker wants to expand indecent exposure law to include male nipples[/h] Posted: Feb 11, 2015 3:01 PM Updated: Feb 11, 2015 3:53 PM By Cecelia HanleyConnect



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Rep. David Moore wants to expand the state's indecent exposure law after a group of naked bicyclists rode through Missoula. (Source: BallotPedia/David Moore)

(RNN) – A legislator in Montana wants to expand the state's indecent exposure law to ban both male and female nipple exposure and outlaw clothing that "gives the appearance or simulates" a person's buttocks, *******s, pelvic area or female nipple.
Republican Rep. David Moore, of Missoula, proposed the bill in reaction to a group of naked bicyclists who pedaled through Missoula in August 2014.
His bill would also ban tight-fitting beige clothing, and he has strong feelings about yoga pants of any color.
"Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway," Moore said after the House Judiciary Committee meeting.
He opposes men's fashion he finds salacious as well: he thinks guys wearing Speedo-type swimsuits in public should be subject to arrest.
Moore told the Associated Press that law enforcement should use their discretion on when to arrest people for wearing clothing that would violate the law.
In Montana, a first-time offense of indecent exposure carries a fine of up to $500 and six months in jail; a second offense could cost the offender $1,000 or one year in jail.
A three-time offender could get life in jail and a possible $10,000 fine. However, to drum up support for his bill, he's offered to limit three-time offenders to only a five-year sentence and a $5,000 fine.
"I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices," Hill said. "I believe this bill is written preserving that reputation."
 

It's amazing isn't it. And yet they are involved in more vice than can be imagined. Repressed sexuality.
 

Obviously another case of a politician who has too much time on his hands. Montana must be "Utopia" if "shielding" the human body is the biggest problem in that state.
 
:eek:mg: Men's nipples, tight beige clothing and speedos...gotta love these christian conservatives! :saywhat::lol:
 
Is there still room for another discouraged yank?? And my nipples are cute, but still...........

Not prudish over here. I've even saw bare butts in an ad for toilet paper once. Sorry though...immigration is strict and getting stricter.
 
Not prudish over here. I've even saw bare butts in an ad for toilet paper once. Sorry though...immigration is strict and getting stricter.

Wait a minute!!! You are NOT suggesting than I am not acceptable to be admitted to Scotland to live? *Check underarms....SNIFF....* No, it can't be that.
 
He opposes men's fashion he finds salacious as well: he thinks guys wearing Speedo-type swimsuits in public should be subject to arrest.

He could be onto something.

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Wait a minute!!! You are NOT suggesting than I am not acceptable to be admitted to Scotland to live? *Check underarms....SNIFF....* No, it can't be that.

Now if it was just Scotland, we'd let you in. But it's UK immigration and the government has developed a dislike for immigrants, I'm afraid. :p
 
Montana lawmaker wants to expand indecent exposure law to include male nipples

"Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway," Moore said after the House Judiciary Committee meeting.
He opposes men's fashion he finds salacious as well: he thinks guys wearing Speedo-type swimsuits in public should be subject to arrest.

"I want Montana to be known as a decent state where people can live within the security of laws and protect their children and associates from degrading and indecent practices," Hill said. "I believe this bill is written preserving that reputation."


 
Uh... on second thought maybe it's a good idea. I could never fit into one of those tiny bikinis...*off camera* "are they buying it?"
 
I saw a lot of older gents when I was in Hawaii wearing speedos, and the waves had their way with them, lol! :eek:
 
I just can't believe there is any constituency even red state Montana for such a law. Think of the cover art on all the bodice ripper paperbacks that women seem to enjoy so much, they always show a bare chested man. I guess they'll all be considered obscene by the new law.

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