Can a guy be too good looking?

Brookswood said:
Perhaps I goofed. I just read that it might be my cargo shorts that are driving the ladies wild. Baggy shorts with pockets stuffed with tools, fast food wrappers, pencils, water bottle, and yesterday’s mail flyers are just to irresistible. .
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I whistle at all men in shorts.

I whistle at all men in shorts
When I see one walking, my senses are lost
A fat one or a thin one, that doesn't matter much to me
When I see shorts, I look and I whistle
When I see shorts, I look and I whistle

Does he look a bit cross-eyed sometimes
And it's no Chippendale
That doesn't matter to me as long as I can look
At such a beautiful pair of legs
With a lot or a little hair
Because they are the legs of a man

I whistle at all men in shorts
When I see one walking, my senses are lost
A fat one or a thin one, that doesn't matter much to me
When I see shorts, I look and I whistle
When I see shorts, I look and I whistle

Sitting by the tennis court
Seeing four legs go by there
I whistle for as long as the match lasts
But then on a football field
My whistle was quickly counted out
The referee sent me off then

I whistle at all men in shorts
When I see one walking, my senses are lost
A thick one or a thin one, that doesn't matter much to me
If I see shorts, I look and I whistle
If I see shorts, I look and I whistle
 
IrishEyes said:
Walking from the parking lot a man, quite over weight was walking in front of me.
You couldn't help but notice him. He was dressed in a big flowing bright red shirt with black and white pattern, very bold shirt.
Bright red new name brand sneakers, black baggy pants and a bright red bandana across his brow.
I watched him walking tall and proud with a purposeful stride, looking around to see if anyone was looking his way.
I had to think, the clothes and new shoes definitely make this man feel awesome and desirable.
You could tell he took a lot of effort to have the shade of red match perfectly.
For that day at least he was living a dream and I had to smile.
Others were sideways laughing at him, and that saddened me.
We all need at least, that one day of living a dream.
Is it really so hard to let them live it?
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It makes me so sad when people laugh at other people. This is kind of off the subject, but when I worked at the hospital, we had a man they brought in on a stretcher to be weighed on the loading dock every month. He was obviously too big to weigh on regular scales. He was such a nice man. He was talking to me one day and what he said broke my heart. He said that he couldn't even sit out on his porch because when people walked by they would point at him and laugh at him. He laid there and was bawling as he told me this. We're talking about adults not children! To this day, it makes me angry and want to cry when I think of him.
I guess I should have posted this under the pet peeves category because I can't stand nor have time for supposed adults that make fun of other people. I have (or had) an older brother who was a "slow learner". We won't even go through the awful things that people would say or do to him. Sorry Irish Eyes, you hit a raw nerve.
 
TeePee said:
It makes me so sad when people laugh at other people. This is kind of off the subject, but when I worked at the hospital, we had a man they brought in on a stretcher to be weighed on the loading dock every month. He was obviously too big to weigh on regular scales. He was such a nice man. He was talking to me one day and what he said broke my heart. He said that he couldn't even sit out on his porch because when people walked by they would point at him and laugh at him. He laid there and was bawling as he told me this. We're talking about adults not children! To this day, it makes me angry and want to cry when I think of him.
I guess I should have posted this under the pet peeves category because I can't stand nor have time for supposed adults that make fun of other people. I have (or had) an older brother who was a "slow learner". We won't even go through the awful things that people would say or do to him. Sorry Irish Eyes, you hit a raw nerve.
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I have 2 Special needs grandchildren so I know that hurt too, no sorry's needed. Thank goodness there people out there who
think as we do and let it be seen we notice the pain. Bless your heart!
 
I fell for a beautiful woman, and it worked out, but it didn't.
There was always some guy chasing her, and once in a while she'd let them catch her.
It wasn't my best decision.
Now she's old, and thanks to hard drinking and chain smoking, she looks 15 years older than she is.
If I had it all to do again...........................
Over the years, I've learned that intelligence, confidence, humor and a good heart are far more important than looks.
 
Cornhusker said:
I fell for a beautiful woman, and it worked out, but it didn't.
There was always some guy chasing her, and once in a while she'd let them catch her.
It wasn't my best decision.
Now she's old, and thanks to hard drinking and chain smoking, she looks 15 years older than she is.
If I had it all to do again...........................
Over the years, I've learned that intelligence, confidence, humor and a good heart are far more important than looks.
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Alcohol, nicotine, and illegal drugs ravage facial features by accelerating premature aging, depleting nutrients, dehydrating tissue, and damaging blood vessels, often resulting in a gaunt, bloated and aged appearance. The lady is one time Mick Jagger's squeeze, Marianne Faithfull. She passed last January aged 79.
 
seadoug said:
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Ive always felt sorry for her and people like her. If your looks are who you are, then who are you when you age out
and your looks are gone. What a sorry existence. Her husband just the same as admitted he would replace her if she slides.

To be honest Ive never been a ten. But Im passable. Since Ive never based my worth on my looks
I didnt have an existential crisis when I got my first wrinkle.
 
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