Can I buy you a drink?

Magna-Carta said:
What kind of bar is it? Not sure why I felt I needed to ask that.

Anyway, I'll have a cold 'real ale' please Bob. A 'bitter', not that carbonated light-colored beer whose taste disappears as the carbonation goes away. As not in the overpriced cheap stuff. I prefer the underpriced expensive stuff.

Hey, hang on a minute, is this a ploy to get people to buy you a beer back? How much beer do you drink! :)

Maybe as the evening goes along, I'll move onto the spirits? 👻

Have you ever seen any drunken ghosts? They can be such fun when they are in a party atmosphere.
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Well, to answer your question, it's a virtual bar for virtually anyone, and virtually anything goes. In fact, as we speak (And you didn't hear it from me), but Carolyn is gulping down her second drink on the fast track to Tipsytown, and rumor has it she may be working up the courage to dance on the bar (Ok, I may have started the rumor, but whatever).

I've been swamped, with no rest, and I'm supposed to go dancing tonight, but I dunno, this might be a better party.
Anyway, a real cold ale of the best in the house for MC, and to answer the other question, I really don't drink that much. I don't even know why I'm doing this, except it's fun. And lastly, no I have never seen a drunk ghost, but I bet they are a hoot when they get all three sheets to the wind.
 

bobcat said:
In fact, as we speak (And you didn't hear it from me), but Carolyn is gulping down her second drink on the fast track to Tipsytown, and rumor has it she may be working up the courage to dance on the bar (Ok, I may have started the rumor, but whatever).
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Whooohoooo, now the party's livening up! 🥳 Hey @caroln , if you wear size 7 or 8 shoes, you can borrow my saddle shoes... that bar can get slippery in spikes! 👠
 
bobcat said:
Well, to answer your question, it's a virtual bar for virtually anyone, and virtually anything goes. In fact, as we speak (And you didn't hear it from me), but Carolyn is gulping down her second drink on the fast track to Tipsytown, and rumor has it she may be working up the courage to dance on the bar (Ok, I may have started the rumor, but whatever).

I've been swamped, with no rest, and I'm supposed to go dancing tonight, but I dunno, this might be a better party.
Anyway, a real cold ale of the best in the house for MC, and to answer the other question, I really don't drink that much. I don't even know why I'm doing this, except it's fun. And lastly, no I have never seen a drunk ghost, but I bet they are a hoot when they get all three sheets to the wind.
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Ok Bob, ok, I get it, I really do. So you don't really drink, yet I see you as a good patient bartender all the same. One who keeps his cool as the clientele are having difficulty stringing a coherent sentence together. I see your plight, and in doing so you have reminded me of this British comedy sketch. All in good fun, of course.

 
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Wren said:
Hey bobcat, any entertainment in this bar ? How about a theme night some time ?
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Oh absolutely, entertainment is pretty much open mic night whenever the jukebox isn't rockin'
I'm open to a playlist as well, but it's gotta have "Dancin' On the Ceiling" with L. R., maybe Footloose, and Good Rockin' Tonight by Matchbox, and maybe a little somethin' from the great Jerry Lee Lewis. I supply the drinks, and you bring the party. That's posted right on the door.
 
Magna-Carta said:
Ok Bob, ok, I get it, I really do. So you don't really drink, yet I see you as a good patient bartender all the same. One who keeps his cool as the clientele are having difficulty stringing a coherent sentence together. I see your plight, and in doing so you have reminded me of this British comedy sketch. All in good fun, of course.

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OMG, tears came to my eyes from laughing. That was crazy funny.
 
CallMeKate said:
Whooohoooo, now the party's livening up! 🥳 Hey @caroln , if you wear size 7 or 8 shoes, you can borrow my saddle shoes... that bar can get slippery in spikes! 👠
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Mmmm Hmmm, and I'll behave myself and not ask the obvious question here, but apparently you miss Kate have talents that don't usually show up on a job resume. (Raised eyebrows)
 
Magna-Carta said:
I think I'm too inebriated to care what I drink anymore Bob. I do feel as though I've been inspired by @PeppermintPatty though, and the drink she ordered and posted here.

Get me any cocktail that looks like one of these hats, I don't care what it tastes like, it doesn't matter anymore.

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Well a tall order with short notice, but this is the best I could do. I have a feeling if you drink it all, you're not really gonna care.

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bobcat said:
Well a tall order with short notice, but this is the best I could do. I have a feeling if you drink it all, you're not really gonna care.

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I'm impressed, I really am. I now know who to come to when I want to find something, anything, that might be unconventional and no one else knows where to get it from. What a great asset you are.

I'll make a list for you Bob.
 
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I'm impressed, I really am. I now know who to come to when I want to find something, anything, that might be unconventional and no one else knows where to get it from. What a great asset you are.

I'll make a list for you Bob.
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No, please no lists. I retired to get away from lists. Just have another drink and no driving over 100. Bartender's orders.
 
debodun said:
cream soda float
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Hmmm, cream soda float. Haven't made one, but conjured up many root beer float cousins, so I'm guessing it won't take much rocket science to adapt.
One tall cream soda with Ben & Jerry's vanilla perched right on top and a little fluff of whipped cream around the scoop. Courtesy of the house bendy straw for added comfort, and Voila !
 
bobcat said:
No, please no lists. I retired to get away from lists. Just have another drink and no driving over 100. Bartender's orders.
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Orders received and understood.

I have a story about that, it involved the police in an unmarked black BMW they were driving. They followed me for 6 miles. The things you do when you are younger. The charm I had to turn on to get away with it was unprecedented. In the UK one normally has to go to court when caught at a speed over 100mph. Instead, I got a fixed penalty fine of £60. I drove home quite sedately and left my car locked up for the rest of the weekend.
 
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