Caption: Blonde man at store.

[PamfromTx]

"Oh, I can't forget the hairspray; I'm down to 5 cans."

 

[jujube]

In tonight's news: "An Elvis sighting was reported at the Piggly Wiggly out on Route 12. He's still getting around OK but is sporting a new look. A mob was reported heading that way, consisting of elderly ladies from the nearby assisted living facility, waving granny-panties and Depends."

 

[rcleary171]

Elvis has left the Dairy Section.

 

[Gary O']

 

[terry123]

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Best one yet!!

 

[Davey Do]

 

[JustBonee]

"What else can I buy to impress her?"

 

[Sassycakes]

I think I'll run for president!

 

[Paco Dennis]

The new "WigPurse"! Carry all you need in the convenient beautiful wig. Only $69.99

 

[CAKCy]

Someone!
Please!
Return to Sender!

 

[terry123]

Blonds really do have more fun!!

 

[PamfromTx]

Let's see how many chicks I attract with my new hairstyle. I feel like a hot stud.

 

[Tish]

Eat your heart out Trump.