Caption: Man and woman at grocery store.

[PamfromTx]

Woman: "Easy on those sharp turns, Honey... don't want to lose my lunch."

 

[PamfromTx]

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[Devi]

Just don't ... fart.

 

[Gary O']

 

[Tish]

Baked beans Wind power activated!

 

[ohioboy]

"If I only had a banana".

 

[Paco Dennis]

"This is just like those Mechanical Bulls I used to ride....50 years ago."

 

[jujube]

"Sixty years ago, he says 'Hop on, baby, and I'll take you for a hot ride!'.....and this is what I ended up with."

 

[Knight]

Someone call the store manager I've been cart jacked.

 

[Chet]

As long as we've been married he's been an ass, so this is nothing new.

 

[Davey Do]

 

[twinkles]

i hate riding downwind

 

[PamfromTx]

"Honey, I think your Depends is leaking; there's a huge brown stain around the crack of your butt."