Chicken man needs a caption.

[Pappy]

How about:
I did cross the road. Looks the same on the other darn side.

 

[Lara]

"Why do I have to live in a society where I'm always questioned about my motives?"

 

[Shalimar]

Where am I, and why did you do this to me?

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

"Oh, Oh! I thought I was laying an egg. Instead, I think I soiled my Depends!"

 

[Shirley]

NOOOOoooooooo! I wanted you to turn me into an eagle!

 

[SifuPhil]

"I made a funny, boy, and you didn't, I say, you didn't laugh!"

 

[Pappy]

Yep.....

 

[Shirley]

:lofl:

 

[Jackie22]

"...now, where are all those hot chicks in this yard?"

 

[SifuPhil]

Headline:

"Kentucky Colonel Goes Rogue"

 

[Falcon]

And to think I ACTUALLY auditioned for this part. Musta been drunk........again!

 

[Lara]

"Yeah right, these wings are so uplifting, can'tcha tell?"

 

[NancyNGA]

My aunt told me my father was a traveling salesman. :shrug:

 

[Lara]

"You ask me why roosters don't fly? Because our breasts are too big."

FACT: TRUE. They weigh them down and get in the way of their wings.
Which begs the question, if they don't use them then why haven't they evolved away?

 

[Pappy]

If they expect me to get up at 4:00 am and sit on a fence and crow.....they are out of their minds.

 

[Cookie]

Just shoot me!

 

[RadishRose]

"You ask me why roosters don't fly? Because our breasts are too big."

FACT: TRUE. They weigh them down and get in the way of their wings.
Which begs the question, if they don't use them then why haven't they evolved away?

Because we like hot wings too much!