Competitive Leek Growing

Reminds me of a time when I went grocery shopping many moons ago at a British supermarket with an American girlfriend. She was amazed by the size of the vegetables, and had a particular fascination with the size of the carrots for some reason. :unsure:

I said to her, "This is why Britain has been invaded so many times in the past, because of the fertility of the soil".

I then said, ā€œYou should see the size of our spring onions!ā€ I then took her over to where the leeks were and said, ā€œJust look at the size of these spring onions!ā€ She was astonished and had no words for what she was seeing. It was at that point that I thought I may have taken it a bit too far. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was only joking.
 

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