I'm pouting today. It's that time of year for Happy Apples to arrive in the store. I love Happy Apples coated with yummy caramel on top of which is a layer of crushed nuts. My favorite autmumn treat.
I had palpatations when I saw the Happy Apple label peeking over the top of the refrigerated unit in my local store.
Oh no! What happened???? There were two kinds of the apples. One kind had caramel coating topped with those weird colored sprinkles. I never liked those sprinkles. They remind me of mice poop. Same shape, same size. How dare they try to make a food item in such a shape.
The second kind of apples were chocolate coated topped with chocolate chips.
Noooooo!!!!!!
Some things are sacred to this old person. Happy Apples are among those ancient traditions. No one should tamper with something that was already perfect.