Coronavirus, nothing to joke about...but I gotta be me.

THE RIOTING IN MAJOR CITIES ACROSS THE U.S. HAS SPREAD TO THE VILLAGES,
FLORIDA, A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY OF 100,000.

Looters in Florida’s friendliest hometown have especially broken into
stores that sell items like laxatives, vitamins, hearing aids, reading
glasses, energy drinks and surgical stockings.

The thugs were easily caught and arrested since they were using their
walkers and golf carts to flee. The protests have been limited to the
evening hours because most of the lawbreakers either had doctor’s
appointments during the day, or rioting would have interfered with their
naps.

The marches didn’t last that long because many of the demonstrators
had to get home to pee. In many cases, the demonstrators simply forgot
why they were even there.

Officials considered a curfew starting at 9 p.m. But since that’s the
time when most of the residents go to bed anyway, it was decided that it
wasn’t needed.

Community leaders concluded that part of the problem was that residents
were restless because they had too much time on their hands since the
recreation centers, pools, theaters, boutique stores and especially the
bars were closed due to the corona virus.

Community officials wanted to form a committee to look further into
the problem, but the next day no one could remember why they needed a
committee.
 
cl200713.gif
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top