A police officer walks up to a driver he just pulled over.
Officer: "Why do I smell alcohol & marijuana?"
Driver: "Because you're not social distancing."
"APPARENTLY" Just heard that there will be a round of applause
for couriers and delivery drivers.
It could be anytime tomorrow between 9.00 am and 5 pm.
"APPARENTLY "
I met a man the other day who said he talked to his suitcases.
Thats funny I said, I do the same thing!
When I told them they wouldn't be going on holiday this year because of the virus, they started crying. .
"I hadn't realised I'd got such emotional baggage."
(courtesy of Tony Blackburn, well known for his corny jokes, and the first man to speak on BBC radio 1 back in the 1960s, and still broadcasting today in spite of his sense of humour! ).