grahamg
Old codger
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Taking a new direction here:
COVID-19 humor to relieve stress
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grahamg
Old codger
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- South of Manchester, UK
Very tenuous link to Covd crisis this one, (see if you can spot it 
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"Two snowmen are standing in a field.
One says to the other: 'Funny, I can smell carrots too'.".
?):"Two snowmen are standing in a field.
One says to the other: 'Funny, I can smell carrots too'."
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MickaC
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grahamg
Old codger
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- South of Manchester, UK
Hmmm............
MickaC
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MickaC
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PopsnTuff
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MickaC
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MickaC
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grahamg
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- South of Manchester, UK
Three cut and pastes:
"My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge."
"Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!"
"As we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on."
"My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge."
"Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!"
"As we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on."
old medic
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Asked the Doctor if COVID was sexually transmitted....
He wasn't sure, but asked why...
I said to begin with it was kind of kinky but the mask thing was getting old....
He wasn't sure, but asked why...
I said to begin with it was kind of kinky but the mask thing was getting old....
MickaC
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grahamg
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- South of Manchester, UK
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research would it?"
(Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955).
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(Albert Einstein 1879 - 1955).
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MickaC
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MickaC
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grahamg
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- South of Manchester, UK
Believe it or not the following advice is not, repeat not meant to be humourous, but forgive me I thought it deserved a place in this section:
"....the guidance also acknowledges that not everyone has access to an exclusive sex partner at home. People who are dating or “hooking up” should still try to minimize close contacts. Safer sex during Covid-19 also means wearing a mask and avoiding kissing. “Heavy breathing and panting can spread the virus further,” it says."
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"....the guidance also acknowledges that not everyone has access to an exclusive sex partner at home. People who are dating or “hooking up” should still try to minimize close contacts. Safer sex during Covid-19 also means wearing a mask and avoiding kissing. “Heavy breathing and panting can spread the virus further,” it says."
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MickaC
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MickaC
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StarSong
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Amen.