Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Loquacious - a quacious that has dropped in altitude

 

[Sparky]

Poodle ~ a smelly puddle

 

[Sunny]

Malingerer - Someone who hangs around shopping malls

 

[Sparky]

Toothcomb ~ An implement for those with hairy teeth

 

[JustBonee]

Stalemate ~ a reason for divorce

 

[Sparky]

Bugbear ~ A tiny bear with six legs

 

[Sunny]

Condo - A person who doesn't like the first note on a musical scale

 

[Sparky]

Gearshift ~ Moving items from one place to another

 

[Sunny]

Washington - What you do when you have a large pile of laundry

 

[Sparky]

Deadpan ~ A broken cooking utensil

 

[Sunny]

Slipper - Someone who just can't walk on ice

 

[Sparky]

Walnut ~ A fanatic bricklayer

 

[Sunny]

Ragtime - What you call the period immediately after someone spills something on the floor

 

[Sparky]

Underpants ~ Short of breath

 

[Sunny]

Cell Phone - What a convict uses to call his friends on the "outside"

 

[Sparky]

Bandage ~ Assessing the longevity of music groups

 

[Sunny]

Polish sausage - What you do when you want your sausage nice and shiny

 

[Sparky]

Broadband ~ A group of rotund musicians

 

[Kaila]

Funny game thread,
though I cannot think of one, atm.

 

[Sparky]

Thong ~ What someone with a lisp sings

 

[Sunny]

Lion - Not tellin' the truth

 

[Sparky]

Capsize ~ Dimensions of particular headwear

 

[Kaila]

Tremendous - This is a species of tree , known as the Mendous.

 

[Sunny]

Tulips - What you have covering your teeth.

 

[Sparky]

Dumbbell ~ A bell that doesn't ring