Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Eggplant - A rural festival in which the local farmers put eggs in the ground in order to grow new ones.

 

[Sparky]

Backcomb ~ An implement for those with hairy backs

 

[Sunny]

Hard Liquor - When your Scotch or Bourbon comes in a solid block

 

[Sparky]

Dampener ~ A small rain cloud

 

[Sunny]

Banquet - Deciding to stop using your bank.

 

[Sparky]

Verdigris ~ Intense questioning under a green light

 

[Sunny]

Briefcase - A quick trial in court

 

[Sparky]

Recycling ~ A tendency to ride around in circles

 

[Kaila]

Living Room ~ This is a room that can float around the neighborhood, turn itself inside out, and expand, whenever it wants some fresh air or exercise.

 

[Sparky]

Falsehoods ~ Undercover Police

 

[Sunny]

Dressage - Horseback riding in formal attire

 

[Sparky]

Farmable ~ Someone capable of working on a farm

 

[Sunny]

Liposuction - Reducing the size of overly plump lips

 

[Sparky]

Penholder ~ The hand you use when writing

 

[Sunny]

Denial - A river in Egypt

 

[Sparky]

Wireless ~ Smaller Brillo Pads

 

[Kaila]

Temptation ~ The temperature outdoors, while you are at a Vacation Spot

(Example: Write on a postcard from Florida, to your friend in Canada;
"The temptation is 78 degrees. Wish you were here?" )

 

[Sunny]

Upholstery - A technique used by cops where they carry their gun higher up on their body than usual.

 

[Sparky]

Example ~ Something much less than it was

 

[Sunny]

Robin - What the crooks are doin".

 

[Kaila]

Proclamation ~ This is when you are in support of clams forming their own nation.

 

[Sparky]

Pincushion ~ An aid for Bed of Nails trainees

 

[Sunny]

Borscht - An uninteresting Russian soup

 

[Sparky]

Habitant ~ An ant that keeps doing the same thing

 

[Sunny]

Habituate - Repeated behavior that you somehow managed to ingest