Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Pelican - What you should answer when Pel says you are not able to do something.

 

[Kaila]

bedposts - Those are comments you add to a thread, while sitting relaxing with your computer tablet, in bed.

 

[Granny B.]

Magma - magazines for moms

 

[Sparky]

Dragon ~ someone who just keeps on talking

 

[RubyK]

Arcane ~ a cane used by two elderly people.

 

[Sunny]

Triplet = To allow someone to travel

 

[Patch]

Vaccine - (Vac-seen) The software installed on your robotic vacuum enabling the homeowner to see their vacuum, remotely, from both Android or Apple cell phones.

 

[Sunny]

Bulldozer - A sleepy bovine animal

 

[Sparky]

Bargepole ~ an implement used for getting to the front of a queue

 

[Sunny]

Dinosaur - Achy from too much restaurant eating

 

[Kaila]

suitcase _
This was an infamous legal issue, which endeavored to decide whether or not, a suit could be required to have buttons, and whether or not, astronauts could be required to wear one.

 

[Sunny]

Russia - a country where they are always in a hurry

 

[Patch]

Daybreak - Otherwise known to us old folks as "afternoon nap".

 

[Sunny]

Lightning - Losing weight

 

[Sparky]

Woollybutt ~ one end of a sheep

 

[Kaila]

Fleas - Citizens of the country of Fleadonia

 

[Sunny]

Tattoo - the second Ta

 

[Patch]

Rearrested - When a person's derriere becomes tired and they sit down to give the buttocks a rest.

 

[Sunny]

Flu - Used wings to get here

 

[Kaila]

handsome -

This is when you'd like a handful of something, or a small item from a table, or a serving of food from a bowl,

but you can't reach it, so you ask the person seated closer to it;
Handsome, I'd like some if you'd pass it along to me.

 

[Patch]

Hamstring - Synthetic string used by butchers to wrap sliced hams, keeping the numerous slices intact with the larger mass.

 

[Sparky]

Slimeball ~ a ball game played by snails

 

[Sunny]

Bushwhacked - Ran around hitting bushes with a paddle.

 

[Patch]

Freelance - In Medieval times soldiers conscripted into the military were issued lances. The cost of the lances was not withheld from the paltry sum the soldiers were paid. Hence, the lances were considered "freelances".

 

[Sparky]

Matter ~ someone who makes mats