Daft Definitions

[Patch]

Programs (pro-grams) - Those campaigning to change the avoirdupois system of weights (ounces, pounds, etc.)... used mainly in the United States... to the metric system of weights (grams).

 

[Sunny]

Ruffle - A trimming used on clothing, made of thick, scratchy material

 

[Kaila]

Scratchy - The reason a particular kitten is not good to have near young children....
example: That kitten is cute but too scratchy, to give to the busy young mom of three.

 

[Sparky]

Assist ~ someone who knows everything about asses

 

[Sunny]

Brewski - A winter sport in which you slide downhill rapidly while drinking beer

 

[Patch]

Brazilian - (Bra-zillion) The approximate number of bras burned in protest during the 1960's.

 

[Sunny]

Cortisone - The area around the building where legal trials are held.

 

[Granny B.]

Microfilm - a very very short movie

 

[Sunny]

Nightmare - A female horse that you can only ride after daylight hours

 

[Patch]

Outdoors - The doors used to exit a building. Opposite of "indoors" which are used to enter the building.

 

[Kaila]

wildlife - The way of living of people who go to lots of parties with no limits on behaviors, if they are having fun.

 

[Granny B.]

Promoter - Someone who makes a living spreading around tiny pieces of dust and dirt.

 

[Sunny]

University - Something that is so commonplace that it exists all over the universe

 

[Sparky]

Excommunication ~ when the phone stops working

 

[Kaila]

fanciful - Having Lots of fans

 

[Sunny]

Hurricane - Quick! I need my walking device!

 

[Granny B.]

Shoehorn - a musical shoe

 

[Patch]

Sinbad - (sin-bad) A religious doctrinal theory that involves an apple, a snake, and a fig leaf.

 

[Sunny]

Bloomers - Flowers that open up early and often.

 

[Sparky]

Coolant ~ an ant that wears sunglasses

 

[Kaila]

Dosage - A wise, female deer

 

[Sparky]

Wavelength ~ a measurement dependent on hair style

 

[Sunny]

Tubas- The sound made by a pair of sheep

 

[Kaila]

Fortune - The melody that gets stuck in your head, after having heard it, 4 times.

 

[Patch]

Architecture - (archi-tecture) The coating texture approved for use by McDonalds on all painted signage advertising their fast food restaurants.