Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Badminton - A minton that is not good

 

[Sparky]

Bigamist ~ mistier than usual

 

[Sunny]

Mister - A gardener who sprays the plants

 

[Patch]

Mask Mandate - When a single lady asks a male friend to accompany her to dinner and a movie, knowing well both the restaurant and theater require masks.

 

[Kaila]

mockingbird _
Obviously, this would be a person pretending to flap their wings, who is imitating and making fun of a poor bird who is too shy and introverted to make any sound, while in front of self-confident others.

 

[Patch]

Defeatist - (da-feet-ist) The word used by some to describe a foot doctor when they cannot remember the term 'podiatrist'.

 

[Sunny]

Hurricane - Quick, I need my walking stick now!

 

[Granny B.]

Punish - Kind of like a pun, but not exactly a pun.

 

[Sunny]

Vowel - Something that you swear.

 

[Kaila]

cowardly - Going in the same direction as the other cows are going

 

[Sparky]

Undercoat ~ a coat worn under a coat when one coat isn't enough

 

[Granny B.]

Needlepoint - how grandma tells you where to find things when she doesn't want to stop knitting and get up to show you

 

[Sparky]

Rainbow ~ a special bow that doesn't go droopy in the rain

 

[Sunny]

Dressage - wearing elegant attire while riding a horse

 

[Patch]

Overdose - Tres

 

[Sunny]

Actuary - An insurance company employee who belongs to a theatre group after work

 

[Sparky]

Warthog ~ a hog that wants all the warts for itself

 

[Sunny]

Butterflies - What happens when butter slips off your knife and shoots up toward the ceiling.

 

[Sparky]

Nuthouse ~ a squirrel dwelling

 

[Sunny]

Reverse - To write a poem all over again

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Universe - A short poem

 

[Patch]

Champagne - (sham-pain) A spelling used so as to not cause undo embarrassment for a hypochondriac whose mental illness causes sham (false) pain.

 

[Kaila]

donation - A country where deer can live in peace

 

[Sunny]

Afford - An American-made car

 

[Kaila]

refinish -
To take something apart, that you already built or put together or fixed, or completed, so that you can then, rebuild or re-fix it,
or so you can spend more time and work and energy,
to refinish, the tasks you already had finished.