Daft Definitions

[Patch]

Uber (Ooh-brrr): The sound one emits when stepping out of their warm home on a cold Winter's day.

 

[Patch]

Lasso - Fourth in the litter when the television star "Lassie" was born. Five puppies in the litter. All named after vowels... Lassay, Lassie, Lasseye, Lasso, and Lassyou.

 

[Kaila]

Hooray - It's what you say in response to your cousin Raymond, after he asks if you think you know who he started dating.

 

[Sparky]

Topside ~ an item turned 90 degrees

 

[Sunny]

Bridge - A card game that is always played on a manmade structure suspended over a body of water.

 

[Kaila]

Sunflowers -
These are flowering plants which can only be grown on the sun, due to their needs for extreme high temperatures and not one drop of water or shade.
Needless to say, no one has ever actually seen or photographed one.

 

[Sunny]

Mister - A gadget used to spray fine droplets of water

 

[Patch]

Zebra (Zee-bra): Largest size of a woman's support undergarment.

 

[Patch]

Drawbridge: A test exercise for civil engineering students.

 

[Patch]

Fungicide - (FUN-gee-cide) The crime a family fun park employee was charged with when found he had sabotaged bungee cords resulting in park attendees falling to their deaths.

 

[Sparky]

Example ~ not as ample as it was

 

[Kaila]

redirect -
This is reading something while at the same time, sitting or standing in a very upright position;
such as perusing a newspaper, while standing on the street corner, leaning against a utility pole.

 

[Sunny]

Ernestine - An adolescent who is terribly serious and meaningful

 

[Patch]

Sausage (Sauce-age): The age when one can legally 'get in the sauce'... begin drinking alcohol.

 

[Sunny]

Somersaults - Seasonings used on foods eaten in July and August

 

[Sparky]

Potable ~ an item that's able to be used as a pot

 

[Sunny]

Hot dog - When Fido has gotten overheated from playing outside in the sun

 

[ohioboy]

Cribbage-- A head of cabbage in a baby's crib.

 

[Patch]

Stockbrokerage - The age a stockbroker has attained that you feel he/she is old enough to make wise decisions with your investments.

 

[Sunny]

Waltz - Something that belongs to Walt

 

[Patch]

Prevent (pre-vent) - The period of time in a room previous to an uncouth and dishonorable person releasing sufficient flatulence... flatulence with so sickening an odor the home's dogs and cats are coughing and retching... that the room must be vented to expel the unacceptable odors into the full neighborhood for their "enjoyment".

 

[Sparky]

Humbug ~ a creepy crawly that can't remember lyrics

 

[Kaila]

Drum-roll ~ A bread roll, that somebody overbakes, so it is as hard as a drum

 

[Sunny]

Literature - The scientific study of trash that people throw around, usually ending up on the ground for someone else to pick up

 

[Kaila]

shoelaces - Very dainty designs made of old shoes that are woven for decorative and artistic effect