Daft Definitions

[Patch]

Ceasefire - What you do to make sure your campfire is extinguished after the last marshmallow is roasted.

 

[Sparky]

Leafhopper ~ someone who reads random pages of a book

 

[Sunny]

Computer - What Puter's owners say when they want him to stop running around and wagging his tail, and get back to them.

 

[Patch]

Prey (pre-y): 24 letters of the English alphabet.

 

[Sparky]

Fandangle ~ a fan that hangs from the ceiling

 

[Sunny]

Swimwear - What you ask when somebody tells you to swim to an undisclosed location

 

[Sparky]

Concave ~ a cave that's not really a cave

 

[Patch]

Supervise (Super-vise) - One of the extremely large and strong vises utilized by yesteryear's blacksmiths as the worked metal into implements of agriculture.

 

[Sunny]

Foretell - When a secret is revealed by four friends who have big mouths.

 

[Sparky]

Exam ~ when someone no longer is

 

[Patch]

Contour (con-tour): Excursions taken by federal prisoners allowing them tour historical places, etc. in a few mile radius of their prison.

 

[Sunny]

Dentist - An automobile mechanic who specializes in hammering out dents.

 

[Kaila]

manicurist ~ A specialist type of medical doctor, who prescribes medicines and other treatments for men's ailments

 

[Sparky]

Amended ~ having been repaired

 

[Sunny]

Algebra - An undergarment made of woven algae.

 

[Kaila]

congregation ~ This is when some people in a neighborhood shun only the people who live in one particular house, due to a large number of pigeons congregating on that home's roof ledge, and causing droppings on the walkways below , used by the neighbors

 

[Sparky]

Counterpart ~ the keyboard of a calculator

 

[Sunny]

Goatee - A very young bovine animal

 

[Sparky]

Adamant ~ the very first ant

 

[Sunny]

Plantation - What you do if you are interested in tation farming

 

[Patch]

Hollyhocks - What Holly has done with the diamonds and gold each of her seven husbands has gifted her with.

 

[Sparky]

Bathroom ~ the useable area inside a bath

 

[Patch]

Postmaster - The person in charge of making sure installed fence posts are properly aligned and anchored.

 

[Sunny]

Summer - A person who does a lot of adding.

 

[Sparky]

Peahen ~ a very small chicken