Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Winnebago - Enter our RV travel contest - first prize is a Bago!

 

[Patch]

Garbage (garb-age) - Going through your closet and attempting to remember just how old those 'bellbottoms' and 'pedal pushers' are.

 

[Sparky]

Chockablock ~ a large square of chocolate

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Exuberant - One's previous or former uberant

 

[Kaila]

pragmatist - A medical person who specializes in surgical repair of your pragma, which is located, between your palm and your agma, but could be relocated...

 

[Sunny]

Seymour - What happens when you get your new glasses

 

[Sparky]

Piebald ~ a pie that doesn't have hair on it

 

[Patch]

Crappie - The stew type meal one makes by tossing a little of all the c**p in their refrigerator in a pot on the stove. Sometimes referred to as pot pie.

 

[Granny B.]

Micromanagement - When your Yorkshire Terrier is the boss of your house.

 

[Sunny]

Window - What the slangy poker player thinks he will do if he joins the game.

 

[Sparky]

Rattling ~ a little rat

 

[Sunny]

Keyboard

Tired of opening the front door in the same old usual way.

 

[Patch]

Booties (Boo-ties) - Those sports fans who are vehemently against soccer, football, etc. games ending in ties.

 

[Sparky]

Waterbed ~ where fish sleep

 

[Sunny]

Pillage - How old your medication is

 

[Sparky]

Yardbird ~ a bird that's 3 feet tall

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Ballroom - What my Jockey Shorts need more of

 

[Sunny]

Operatic - A medical show about surgery

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Thematic- Fancying up the very topmost floor of one's home with a definite style in mind

 

[Sunny]

Mermaid - Ze French maid who cleans up ze oceean

 

[Sparky]

Rasher ~ something that causes a rash

 

[Sunny]

Loquacious - A quacious that is not high.

 

[Sparky]

Sitarist ~ expert at sitting

 

[Sunny]

Symphony - A fake sym

 

[Patch]

Toiletries - What aging male golfers, some with prostate issues, call the cottonwoods, oaks, and evergreens just off to the sides of the course's fairways.