Daft Definitions

[Sunny]

Beverage - How old Bever is

 

[Patch]

Postman - Member of the fencing crew who installs the fence posts... after the Holeman digs the postholes... and before the Fenceman screws the fence panels to the posts.

 

[Patch]

Prolapse - The laps a professional swimmer swims vs. the laps a nonprofessional swims for exercise or recreation.

 

[Patch]

Thingamajig - The whatchamacallit on the end of the doohickey you know where you left but it ain't there and the wife can't understand what you're looking for!!!!

 

[Sunny]

Gladiola - An iola that is happy

 

[Patch]

Brainwash - Ladies undies in the laundry.

 

[Kaila]

Skyscraper - An Ice scraper with an extremely long handle

 

[Patch]

Hangman - Employee of an art museum who is responsible for hanging paintings and other framed artwork on the museum walls for display.

 

[Sunny]

Mustard - A rule that says you have to ard.

 

[Kaila]

Trial - Indicates that there are 3 people present, who are all named Al.

 

[Sunny]

Batman - The guy in charge of equipment at a baseball game

 

[Sparky]

Backchat ~ talking out the wrong end

 

[Patch]

Trivial - (Tri-v-al) Nickname for famous Russian Czar, Alexander Kuvovuvitch

 

[Sparky]

Orangery ~ a spray tan booth

 

[Patch]

Honorees - Celebration honoring the letter "E" when presented the Academy of Alphabetical Achievement Award.

 

[Sunny]

Knighthood - A head covering that is worn after dark

 

[Kaila]

Knighthood - A head covering that is worn after dark

A second meaning, less often used, might be:
A Neiborhood where lots of knights live.

 

[Sparky]

Snowfall ~ tripping over a snowman

 

[Sunny]

Totem - A method of moving items from one place to another

 

[Patch]

Anteater - A cannibal from the remote areas of Africa who prefers dining on his/her parents' sisters.

 

[Sunny]

Ohio - What you say when you unexpectedly encounter your old friend, Oliver (called O for short)

 

[Patch]

Constrain - The train that transports prisoners from one facility to another

 

[Patch]

Restrain - (rest-rain) Short breaks during rainstorms when the rain has to take a break to reenergize.

 

[Sparky]

Stegosaurus ~ being seen by a Stego

 

[Patch]

dogma - Female canine who has given birth to at least one litter of puppies.