Daft Definitions

[Dustbunny]

Limelight - Those LED's that tell you that your device is turned on.

 

[Sparky]

Pincushion ~ A learning device for 'bed of nails' enthusiasts

 

[Sunny]

Whippoorwill - Poor Will gets beaten again in that movie?

 

[Sparky]

Subcontract ~ A rental agreement for submarines

 

[Sunny]

Rosebud - a friend of Rose's

 

[Sparky]

Quadrant ~ Four people arguing

 

[Sunny]

Klingon - What clothes do when they have too much static electricity

 

[Dustbunny]

Warp Drive - When all the plastic parts on your car are deformed from the heat.

 

[Sparky]

Nonstick ~ A glue that doesn't stick anything

 

[Sunny]

Planet - How to have a successful social event

 

[Sparky]

Bandwidth ~ To assess whether an orchestra can fit on a stage

 

[Sunny]

Dumbbell - A bell that is really, really stupid

 

[Sparky]

Patron ~ A Ron called Pat...

 

[Dustbunny]

Racketeer - An expert in stacking tennis rackets so they don't fall

 

[Sunny]

Bandage - How long have those guys been performing?

 

[Sparky]

Herbivore ~ Creature that eats Volkswagen Beetles

 

[Dustbunny]

Node - Things you knew about

 

[RadishRose]

Air Fryer- a flying pan

 

[Sunny]

Nun - there aren't any

 

[Dustbunny]

Streaming - making your own little boat and floating it down a stream. Follow as long as you can ( hoping it doesn't sink ). When you can no longer follow it, imagining adventures it will have and places it will see.

( Not funny, but a nice memory of mine )

 

[Sunny]

Listless - When I get to the grocery store and don't have that piece of paper, telling me what to buy

 

[Sparky]

Heavyset ~ False teeth made of lead

 

[Sunny]

Hamstring - Piece of a tough cut of meat

 

[Sparky]

Balladeer ~ A type of crooning reindeer

 

[Dustbunny]

Office - Where hockey players go when not playing