Dates, things you enjoy doing on dates, or things you used to enjoy on dates, if in a relationship or married, what things did you like to do?

Surely that's impossible :unsure::ROFLMAO:
It is possible but only for old wrinkly people. 1st. get on the trampoline, then use a garden hose to completely wet the skin. Face each other then hug real tight. The suction created by the voids between the wrinkles will assure a tight connection when jumping up & down.

The best part is young neighbors won't watch two old nude wrinkly people jumping up & down.
 

It is possible but only for old wrinkly people. 1st. get on the trampoline, then use a garden hose to completely wet the skin. Face each other then hug real tight. The suction created by the voids between the wrinkles will assure a tight connection when jumping up & down.

The best part is young neighbors won't watch two old nude wrinkly people jumping up & down.
Sure they will.. they'll grab their camera phones and post the videos on Facebook!! LOL
 
I liked sitting by the Missouri river at dusk in the summer. The swallows were performing their aerial acrobatics, and the breeze was cool and gentle on our skins. The whole atmosphere with it's summer fragrances, and earthy tones of color. Probably up near the top of my favorite places to go with Misa.
 

We met at fifteen. When we finally could drive and had cars it was off to the drive in movies. We would pick up a pizza on the way and my sweetheart would always bring me a box of chocolate covered cherries.

In the summer, long days at that lake. Swimming, playing frisbee, volleyball.
In the winter, still at the lake, big bon fires and all our friends.
 
It is possible but only for old wrinkly people. 1st. get on the trampoline, then use a garden hose to completely wet the skin. Face each other then hug real tight. The suction created by the voids between the wrinkles will assure a tight connection when jumping up & down.
The best part is young neighbors won't watch two old nude wrinkly people jumping up & down.
That's some imagination you possess there, have you considered submitting scripts to "The Simpson's"?
 


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