Doggie troubles

Warrigal

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A poodle and a collie are walking down the street.

The poodle turns to the collie and says, "My life is a mess.
My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd and I'm nervous as a cat."

"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asks the collie.

"I can't," replies the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."
 
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