Don't .........

[Kaila]

Don't insult any wild animals regarding the spelling of their names.

 

[Tish]

Don't answer silly questions

 

[Sparky]

Don't cling on to a Klingon..

 

[Patch]

Don't whisper in someone's ear right after eating onions!

 

[Tish]

Don't go out without combing your teeth

 

[Patch]

Don't comb your hair with a table fork... while you are waiting on guests to arrive... and put the fork back in one of the expected guest's place setting.

 

[MountainRa]

Don’t go breaking my heart. (thanks Elton John)

 

[RubyK]

Don't fill your mouth with jellybeans!

 

[Tish]

Don't whisper into your pillow.

 

[Patch]

Don't blow spitballs through a straw at your wife while she is dozing in her recliner!!!!

 

[Tish]

Don't make me laugh while I am drinking coffee.

 

[Patch]

Don't walk out of a public restroom licking your fingers.

 

[Tish]

@Patch Ewww.

Don't make me throw up.

 

[Patch]

Don't worry, I'll try to refrain from more regurgitating replies!

 

[Tish]

Don't believe everything you hear.

 

[Patch]

Don't take a big bite out of a juicy apple... then toss it back with the rest of them at the grocery store.

 

[Kaila]

Don't go to the store with someone
if they did something that upset you, the last time you went with them!

 

[tinytn]

Don't take long naps when the days are shorter!

 

[MountainRa]

Don’t hide Easter Eggs and forget them.

 

[Sassycakes]

Don't trust someone who lied to you before.

 

[Tish]

Don't count your chickens before the eggs hatch

 

[Patch]

Don't put your eggs in more than one basket because it's easier to hold a single basket in one hand while throwing the eggs at your neighbor with the other hand.

 

[Kaila]

Don't throw eggs at your neighbor, because you shouldn't
waste good food.

 

[Sparky]

Don't waste food unless it's a haggis

 

[Tish]

Don't remind me of Haggis