Don't .........

[Kaila]

Don't bother wearing an alligator costume when you could get a crocodile costume...

(Yes, crocodile costumes are far more scary and intimidating. )

 

[Kaila]

Don't try to get a crocodile to pose for your photo,
and don't spend time jockeying for the perfect positions or facial expressions,
nor should you ask him to "Say "cheeeeze!!!"

 

[Patch]

Don't get eaten by a crocodile without a strong laxative in your pocket... in one end and out the other!!!

 

[StarSong]

Don't mistake laxatives for chocolate or you'll pay the price.

 

[Kaila]

Don't pay Double, for chocolate-flavored laxative
(although that might not be the worst idea... )

 

[Tish]

Don't take laxatives as a cure for coughing.

 

[Patch]

Don't put water balloons in the freezer tonight and throw them at the neighbor kids tomorrow!!!

 

[Kaila]

Don't empty the food out of the freezer, to make space, in order to store snow for summertime.

 

[Sparky]

Don't bother making snow by painting cornflakes white

 

[Tish]

Don't try to read upside down.

 

[Sachet]

Don't try to read downside up

 

[Patch]

Don't get down on your knees when you're 80 years old proposing marriage to the 30 year old... dressed in scrubs... holding a straitjacket and a hypodermic syringe.

 

[Tish]

Don't worry @Patch, I won't.

 

[Sparky]

Don't worry about worrying, it's just a worry...

 

[Kaila]

Don't sweat the small stuff.

 

[Tish]

Don't forget to use deodorant if you sweat.

 

[StarSong]

Don't forget to use deodorant even if you think you don't sweat - folks around you are well aware that you do!

 

[Sparky]

Don't think starting on the left foot is as good as the right foot..

 

[Tish]

Don't forget your hiking boots.

 

[Kaila]

Don't just take your hiking boots on the hike; Don't forget to wear them!

 

[Sparky]

Don't bother wearing hiking boots in the bath, unless it's necessary...

 

[Tish]

Don't upset the applecart.

 

[StarSong]

Applecarts and other mobile fruit stands are still seen on the streets of New York City.

 

[Sparky]

Don't think it's just me that's confused...

 

[Tish]

Don't worry @Sparky, I am too.