Don't .........

[Kaila]

Don't know why we brought him into this thread.

 

[Patch]

Don't light candles on your coworker's birthday cake... if you work in a fireworks factory!!!

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Don’t think I won’t because I assure you, I will!

 

[Patch]

Don't lock your wife and your dog out in the cold for, when you let them in, one will lick you and one will kick you!!!!

 

[Kaila]

Don't we have a thread to put all of the Do 's ?

 

[Tish]

Don't give me any more ideas.

 

[Patch]

Don't watch your neighbor's tv... from your own living room... with binoculars... because you didn't pay your own cable bill... and be surprised when you see your spouse curled up on the couch with your neighbor... appearing to not even be paying attention to this episode of "Wheel of Fortune"!

 

[Sparky]

Don't think there are many hippopotamus saddles around...

 

[Kaila]

^^^^^^
Don't ask neighbors or friends if you could borrow
their hippopotamus saddles!

 

[Patch]

Don't leave your hippopotamus out in the extreme cold, for it might suffer "hippothermia".

 

[tinytn]

Do not let " Hippothermia " cause your hips to get wider!

 

[Kaila]

Don't forget to change your clocks, if you live in the effected areas, and if you have an important appointment or event or TV show, tomorrow.

 

[Sparky]

Don't say do when you mean don't..

 

[Patch]

Don't try to eat soup with chopsticks.

 

[Tish]

Don't tell me you have tried it @Patch

 

[Sparky]

Don't know if the future is what it was before...

 

[Patch]

Don't play your trombone while standing behind a bagpipe player or you might get kilt!!!

 

[Tish]

Don't be surprised by what is under the kilt. ( You might find Nessy )

 

[Patch]

Don't try to recite the alphabet backwards while holding your breath. In fact, most people would have trouble even reciting the alphabet backwards!!!! :>)

 

[Sparky]

Don't bother using horseradish as toothpaste...

 

[Tish]

Don't try to put extra toothpaste back in the tube.

 

[Kaila]

Don't squeeze out the rest of the tube of toothpaste, in order to find out how much is left in the tube.

 

[Sparky]

Don't know why there can't be transparent tubes..

 

[Tish]

Don't use your toothbrush to clean the toilet.

 

[Sparky]

Don't use the toilet brush to clean your teeth..