Don't watch your neighbor's tv... from your own living room... with binoculars... because you didn't pay your own cable bill... and be surprised when you see your spouse curled up on the couch with your neighbor... appearing to not even be paying attention to this episode of "Wheel of Fortune"!
Don't try to recite the alphabet backwards while holding your breath. In fact, most people would have trouble even reciting the alphabet backwards!!!! :>)