Embarrassing as it is...I've gotta know

[Ralphy1]

My mother always told me to stay out of the street...

 

[Shalimar]

Don't you mean off the streets? And look at you now--leather daddy in waiting. Plus la change, plus c'est la meme chose!

 

[Ralphy1]

Are you swearing at me in some furrin language?

 

[Shalimar]

You don't recognize French? Where did you go to college, on the back of a cracker jacks box? Eh, mon petit sauvage?

 

[oakapple]

We don't have a tradition of The Easter Bunny here ( not one that delivers chocolate eggs to children anyway) although the shops have a few fluffy toy rabbits around Eastertime, along with Easter cards featuring bunnies and lambs.So the answer to your question AZ is, it's only real in America (like lots of things.)

 

[Ralphy1]

Furrin languages were required in my day, but they were taught by very dominant women who scared me so I didn't retain much, and I found ways to cheat to survive...

 

[Glinda]

Of course there's an Easter Bunny, Jim. Glinda knows.

 

[Butterfly]

There IS an Easter Bunny. He's a 6' white rabbit named Harvey. I saw him a lot in my misspent youth.

 

[AZ Jim]

Thanks for all the "helpful" information and I appreciate them all !

 

[AZ Jim]

Confused View attachment 16496 "he" and "eggs"..

You see Ken Hens only lay the eggs (they are the producer), the Bunny only delivers, (he's the distributor). BTW (The Rooster is the wholesaler and you and I are the consumer). Get it?

 

[Shalimar]

Jim,HaHaHaHaHa!

 

[AZ Jim]

Jim,HaHaHaHaHa!

Are ya laughing "with" me or "at" me young lady?

 

[Ralphy1]

If you have to ask the question, you know the answer...

 

[Shalimar]

With you, of course, Jim, never at you!

 

[Ralphy1]

Do I see a wink, wink?

 

[Shalimar]

Nope, only in your wildest dreams, little man.

 

[Ralphy1]

My wildest dreams are beyond the scope of this forum...

 

[Shalimar]

I don't think so, Ralphy, sadly many of us have seen people in the throes of extreme psychosis before. You poor poor man. Sigh. Get well soon.

 

[QuickSilver]

Yes, Jim. There is an easter bunny, a tooth fairy, a santa claus, leprachauns, faeries, and trolls. :bigwink:

and many of the latter have been known to show up here on occasion.

 

[Shalimar]

Good one, QuickSilver!

 

[Ameriscot]

Aye, good one!

 

[Ralphy1]

Don't try to gang up on me as there are not enough of you to make a dent...

 

[QuickSilver]

Yes... quick.... turn the topic back to Ralphy

 

[Ralphy1]

Where else should it go?

 

[AZ Jim]

Where else should it go?

Well, Ralphy my little friend you may have a tough time with this but when I fashioned this OP, you hadn't come into my mind at all.