Embarrassing moments

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Twixie

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Do you remember an embarrassing moment which still makes your toes curl years afterwards?

I remember taking my youngest swimming..he was at an age where he would not come into the ladies changing rooms with me..

At the end of the swim..he disappeared into the men's changing room..

I got dressed..dried my hair..and went out to meet him at the arranged place..

No sign of him...OK don't panic! Waaaaah!!!!!

I ran back into the men's changing room..only to be greeted by 20 or so young men..standing there..completely naked drying themselves...

I walked round with my head down calling out my son's name..No luck...

Ran back outside to proclaim his disappearance..and there he was playing on a flipper machine..

I still go red thinking about it!!
 

oooo...I had lots of them..

e.g. congratulating a man for bringing his mother to a bar..(That's not my mother, it's my wife!)

Getting up from a train seat to give it to a large lady..(''When's it due?'' I said..''When's what due?'' she replied..
 

When I was 16, I went on a short vacation to Miami Beach with my mother and sister. I took a water-skiing lesson, and the top half of my bikini fell off. I had to let go of the ropes and fumble putting it back on under the water. I was so embarrassed, and my mother had the typical reaction when all was said and done...'oh, don't make a big deal out of it, nobody was looking at you!' :love_heart: :sentimental:
 
e.g. congratulating a man for bringing his mother to a bar..(That's not my mother, it's my wife!)
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Yeah... I had something like that happen to me. I was giving discharge instructions to an Open heart patient. He was with a woman that looked close to his age. I got to the resuming sexual activity part of my instructions... and I addressed both of them.. It was his daughter.. omg..
 
I had a very embarrassing moment last year. A lady kept kicking on my apt door. I would almost take a heart attack because it started me so badly. Apparently she had a type of dementia that promoted a bit of violence and she was a widow. She always thought her husband was in here. I didn't know that at the time.....I thought she was just trying to annoy me.

One day she caught me in one of my worst moods and I was just about to fry an egg for a sandwich, I picked up that egg (raw) and opened the door and threw it right in her face.

The police came to pay me a visit. I was so embarrassed. They didn't lay charges on me after they found out from the property manager what this woman had been doing, not just to me but to others. But I was still embarrassed because I should have held my temper and called the police instead of throwing that darn egg. People heard about it and they laughed, but I didn't laugh, I felt so embarrassed.
 
I remember taking my son to church one day when he was about 3 or so. The church was very quite, the pastor was preaching, when my son announced very loudly; "Mom all these women sure do have big boobs don't they?" People for 3 or 4 aisles up were laughing. I am sure the pastor wondered what he said that was so funny.
 
Carolyn said:
I remember having a crush on the same guy from age 12 on up, he was my friend's brother... A friend across the road from me was having a teenage party and I wanted my crush to take me to it. His mother found out and made him ask me...hahaha Anywhoooooo, there I was all dressed up and looking just so adorable...waiting for him to knock on the door...oops, I forgot to mention that I had laryngitis that night. The party was fun and he walked me home (across the road)...I was embarrassed because I couldn't speak. He was 2 years older than me...and I was 13 by this time. At the foot of my driveway...he bent over to kiss me and I turned and ran into my house... Never got the chance to be with him again...until about 12 years ago when he got in touch...and now we email and kid around on FB...

When I think about that night so long ago...I feel my face getting red all over again...:love_heart:
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So cute, Is that Gordon?
 
Recently last summer at the beach in only knee deep water I got knocked over by surprise by a wave and my bathing suit bottom shifted. My nephew was right there when it happened. Yikes instant embarrassment!
 
I was running late for work one morning and rushing around to get ready. I worked in the city so I had to park blocks away. I was still rushing down the sidewalk, crossed a busy street in front of big hotel, and when I made it up to the main center and was waiting for traffic light to cross the street a man pulled up in a truck and yelled, "Ma'am your dress is tucked inside your panties". Talk about embarrassment, I just paraded through the city with my azz in full view. :mad:
 
Talking about embarrassing moments. One morning I was headed to the shop to open up, twas a freezing Thursday morn in January . I arose showered ,put my long johns on, got dressed and headed to the truck with the intention of stopping and getting breakfast en route. When I open the truck door and reached into my pocket, to my surprise , there was no pocket. I looked down to discover no pants, I was standing in my driveway in my long johns!! Good thing I did not come out the house with my keys in my hand, I would have walked into the diner with no pants.
 
I was a Senior Captain at United during my working years. I once got on the wrong plane and couldn't understand why no one else was on-board, until I got a phone call and the person (my supervisor) at the other end asked me where I was. I told him that I was sitting on the plane waiting for everyone else. He asked me what gate I was at. I told him B9. He said I was supposed to be at D9. The plane at B9 wasn't going anywhere until later that day. I looked at my trip sheet wrong. It took me a while to live that one down.
 
We were at a Family Planning clinic, and getting some background the adviser asked how often we made love. My wife and I looked at each other, and to help us the advisor said "Well, you're quite young, two or three times a month?"

Since we'd only been married ten years we were still at the stage of at least once every day (sometimes more, you know how it is!), so we looked at each other again and compromised on "Two or three times a week".

"Oh, you are very young aren't you?"

I was 34, my wife 29!

We felt like sole type of raging sex maniacs!
 
Standing up hanging onto a strap while riding in a crowded city bus. Suddenly the elastic on my panties gives out. Oops. What to do? Hanging on with one hand, I step out of them with one foot, grab with one hand, place in my pocket nonchalantly. Eeeek.
 
When I was about 15 or 16 me and my best girl friend went to a carnival. We had our make up on and tried to look so nice with our high jeans and cool tops and belts and our platform shoes. I was really self conscious and was walking down the drive of this carnival and all of these young men were lined up accross the drive eyeing all the girls and it was nervewracking. As we were walking farther on I tripped on a dip in the driveway and fell flat on my face. Talk about embarrassing! I got up brushed myself off and kept on walking while I was crying and screaming inside.
 
In Jr. High School marching band I was a drummer. It was the 4th of July Parade. The route was 2 miles, lined with thousands of people, many of whom I knew. Somewhere in the middle of the event I noticed that my marching uniform's pant zipper, (my fly) was open. What to do? I'm marching drumming with a stick in each hand, carrying a large drum off to my side, with thousands of people lining our route watching. What did I do? Besides sweating bullets and imagining the absolute worst, I did nothing. What could I do? I just kept marching. But guess what, I don't think anyone noticed and half a century later I'm sure nobody, including myself, cares.
 
Too many to count, usually involving me hurting myself in stupid ways. Anytime I've had blood running down my head because I didn't take basic safety precautions. I once climbed a tree at maybe fifteen and fell out...stone sober too. I had a bruise from butt to thigh for weeks...
 
When I was a teenager, the house I lived in had back steps that went up to the porch. If you stood on the last step up you could see into my bedroom. Normally the blinds would be shut when I was in my room, but this one particular day I was suppose to be cleaning my room and had the blinds and window open. i had my Rock and Roll records blasting, hair in curlers and was dancing with the mop when I noticed the milkman watching the whole show. I could have died.
 
I was 18, attending college that semester at the local state university campus and working part-time at the national headquarters of a fraternity, putting their records on "tape". There was a young married woman working with me. One of the "traveling representatives" came in every two-three weeks and liked to regale us with his tales of conquests and his luck with the ladies. Christmas was coming and we decided to decorate a condom with jewels, glitter, etc. and leave it in his in-box as a joke. My married co-worker brought in a condom and I took it home to decorate. I had put it in an outside zippered compartment of my big purse and had to stop by the dean's office on the way home to get some papers signed for my transfer the next semester to the main campus. I walked into his office, zipped my purse open and pulled out the papers. Unfortunately the condom, still luckily in its wrapper, also flew out and landed on the blotter right in front of him. I absolutely froze. He picked it up, looked at it carefully and handed it back to me without saying a word.

Remember, this was the middle 1960's and, at least in the Midwest, we were still a little puritanical about some things. I was humiliated and burst into tears as soon as I got out into the corridor. Luckily, I never had to see the dean again.

Oh, and the joke didn't work. The traveling rep didn't realize we were mocking him and thought it was a tribute.
 
The head of all the departments gave a yearly "gathering" at his home. It was a mandatory "isn't he a swell guy" type of thing. He's got this beautiful estate -right of some decorating magazine. Everybody was afraid to touch anything or sit down. He mentioned he would serve wine. When he left the room, I began to tell people about the rot gut wine we used to drink when I was in the Navy. We didn't have much money, and this was all we could afford. I couldn't remember the name but it cost $1.29 for a jug. "It was a real cheap gutter wine. Oh! OH! I remember-it was Paisano wine". I turned and you can guess who was standing there with a jug of Paisano wine.
 
This didn't happen to me, but it goes along with Skyking. We were at a wedding reception. The band's singer was singing. His fly was open; but just standing, you didn't notice anything. He truly was giving it his all. He was singing the chorus, "Please release me, Let me go." When he sang that he arched his head way back, and you saw his tighty-whities peek out. That line comes up a lot in the song, and the poor guy couldn't figure out why people were laughing.
 
I've made hundreds of YouTube videos over the years. I've received a bit of recognition at times. (I've been mostly ignored in recent years.) I've been known to make some hilarious mistakes on my videos or live shows. I never bother to censor or hide those mistakes. I've had some loyal fans for several years. Every time I make one of those bonehead mistakes, my friends say: "He's doing a Ron again!" Indeed, they say the same thing when someone else makes a whopper mistake.

The most recent example was when I made a video about installing a Solid State Hard Drive into my Macbook notebook computer. I installed the new drive upside down, and it didn't work! I finally stopped the live recording, and fumbled about for awhile. When I get stressed, I sweat and curse a lot. I didn't want my friends to see me shirtless! I resumed recording after I'd fixed my mistake. "He did a Ron!" they said with glee!
 

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