Everything Christmas

[officerripley]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Bella]

 

[RadishRose]

Fashion Santa

 

[Pappy]

Minnie and her pals..

 

[hollydolly]

 

[hollydolly]

 

[hollydolly]

 

[hollydolly]

 

[Bella]

 

[Bella]

 

[IKE]

 

[jujube]

There were actually FOUR Wise Men. The fourth one, Cheepodik, was sent home for bringing fruitcake.

 

[hollydolly]

1) Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.

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3) Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit.

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Q: What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?
A: Their balls are ornamental.

 

[officerripley]

…[T]he [winter] holidays…[are], as my friend Connie says, “an annual festival put on by women for the enjoyment of men and children.”
~~from Yeah, No. Not Happening: How I Found Happiness Swearing Off Self-Improvement and Saying F*ck It All—and How You Can Too by Karen Karbo

 

[officerripley]

 

[officerripley]

 

[officerripley]

 

[Pinky]

 

[debodun]

 

[debodun]

 

[debodun]

 

[Paco Dennis]