Facelift for you?

Lets see Ralph.......it looks like we've got 2524 forum members and if everybody kicks in $3.00 that should cover it.
 

Ameriscot said:
If we had a lot of excess money, like lottery, I would have a boob job and get back my 18 year old perkiness.
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I've had a double mastectomy ...... and reconstruction. [ don't you love that word! "reconstruction" ] Anyone remember Christina Applegate who was on TV in, I believe, "Married with Children". Young woman. Double mastectomy. I've often repeated what she told the media: "when I'm 90 years old and in a nursing home, I'll have the perkiest breasts at the bridge table". How's that for an upbeat attitude! More power to her!
 
Planning on a little botox to get rid of the "Eleven" on my forehead.. and some filler in the lines by my mouth to solve the Howdy Doody look. No facelift...
 
Rocky said:
I've had a double mastectomy ...... and reconstruction. [ don't you love that word! "reconstruction" ] Anyone remember Christina Applegate who was on TV in, I believe, "Married with Children". Young woman. Double mastectomy. I've often repeated what she told the media: "when I'm 90 years old and in a nursing home, I'll have the perkiest breasts at the bridge table". How's that for an upbeat attitude! More power to her!
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My step sister up north had a double mastectomy not long ago and is still under going chemo and she's still debating on the reconstruction.

Like Christina Applegate she tries to stay upbeat.......she said, "on the bright side showers don't take as long now, no boobs or hair to wash".
 
A woman goes to the plastic surgeon for a facelift. He explains to her that she has a choice of the traditional facelift, which will need some surgical updates every 10-15 years or so, or the new "flexible" facelift that involves implanting a tiny knob on the top of her head that she can give a quarter-twist to whenever she feels that things are sagging a little.

She decides to go for the new method and is pleased with the results. For a while, at least. After a few years, she comes back to the doctor in tears, explaining that no matter how much she twists the knob, the horrible bags under her eyes won't diminish.

The doctor examines her and says, "Mrs. Jones, you've turned that knob too many times. Those aren't bags under your eyes....those are your breasts."

"Well," she sighs, "that would definitely explain the goatee..."
 
I might consider a face lift if they could make you appear, say, 50-ish. I wouldn't want to even try for anything younger looking than that.

What I'd really like is for someone to implant permanent calluses in my fingertips so I could learn to play this stupid guitar. Practicing every day, just to maintain tough fingertips, just ain't gonna happen. So I guess I won't ever learn.
 
My eyelids have drooped but I can still see OK, my breasts and tummy have sagged too but are not causing any problems at this stage that a bit of cream won't fix. So what if I end up looking like Margaret Rutherford? I could do worse.

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I was thinking Joan Didion
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Poor soul has lived a full life and is a gifted writer. But if I see her in the bathroom mirror, I'm jumping on the next ice floe.
 

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