Famous Last Words...

[Jace]

• It's fireproof.
• What does this button do?
• I've seen this done on TV.
• It'll hold both of us.
• This doesn't taste right.
• Nice doggy
• I can make the light before it changes.
• The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
• Which wire was I supposed to cut?
• I can do that with my eyes closed.
•That's odd.
• Now watch this.
and
• We've made it this far.

Have you ever experienced any of these? And...care to share..or expand on?

 

[jujube]

"Here, hold mah beer and watch me do THIS!"

"Nah, they just say that so you'll go out and buy a new one. I'll just fire this up and OWWWWWEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO......"

 

[Lawrence00]

I think I'll try that 325 lb dead lift. I was not that fit yet. Hip was out of alignment for several months.

 

[IFortuna]

"Goodnight".

 

[HazyDavey]

I read it on the internet ..

 

[Paco Dennis]

 

[Aunt Bea]

“I'm so bored with it all.” - Winston Churchill

 

[Giantsfan1954]

Oops

 

[Chet]

I know what I'm doing.

 

[Sunny]

Wait a second, I've just got to climb over this fence for a selfie with that bear.

 

[Capt Lightning]

“That guy’s gotta stop…He’ll see us.” ... James Dean.

 

[Alligatorob]

I think I'll try that 325 lb dead lift. I was not that fit yet. Hip was out of alignment for several months.

When I was 14 some friends and I were into weight lifting. Bench press was my strongest. Got into contests to see who could do the most in a one time jerk. I tried 220 lbs, my rotator cuff still has not recovered!

 

[fatboy]

that hot pepper won't bother me

 

[Lawrence00]

When I was 14 some friends and I were into weight lifting. Bench press was my strongest. Got into contests to see who could do the most in a one time jerk. I tried 220 lbs, my rotator cuff still has not recovered!

Yep.
I was sharing the dead lift bar with a younger and much stronger guy. When it was my turn I tried what he left on the bar. I knew I could do 275 once. I was able to do the initial rip off the floor, but knew at about 6 inches up, 325 was too much and dropped it. Chiropractor and natural healing got me back to normal within ... months.

 

[Judycat]

You worry too much.
Nobody is going to care.
Take a chance once in your life.
Don't be so negative.

 

[RadishRose]

Nobody will ever know....

 

[Pinky]

This is just between you and me ..

 

[Geezer Garage]

I think Clint Eastwood said it best, or at least one of the film writers did, "A man has to know his limitations". At one time I could bench 300lbs which was more than twice my body weight. Wouldn't think about trying that anymore. Still work out, and have good strength, but the connective tissue isn't what it used to be. "step aside and let me get that ladies" I said to two airline workers. They were going to slide out a wooden crate that had parts for one of the mines. Slid across the aluminum floor of the cargo compartment easily enough, but when it came out I felt everything on the left side of my back, go places it had never been before. Took just enough time getting it on the ground to not crush my feet. The crate weighed 433lbs. One of those expensive life lessons. Mike

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Who has a match?
Are you sure the electricity is off?
Come on, it has disc brakes.
I ain't gonna let a little old hurricane bother me.
It's easy. Just don't look down.
What fin?
See, It's a dud.
Oops
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, ...........

 

[JaniceM]

Of course it's safe- Everybody does it...

 

[Lewkat]

Not a cop in sight.

 

[SeaRaven]

*I'll stay for just ONE more drink.
*Relax, how hard can it be to drive a stickshift?
*Of course I can parallel park!
*Let me throw cold water on that.
*If I mix ammonia with bleach, it should make an awesome bathroom cleaner.

 

[Fyrefox]

My personal favorite, and from actual history!

 

[IFortuna]

Nobody will ever know....

This is a good one, it has such sinister connotations.

 

[Liberty]

"I told you I was sick".