Farmers Only: A Dating Site for Farmers

OH! That is soooo cute! :rolleyes:
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I dare say there would be places where an acre would support that bucolic pipedream... in Tasmania mostly. It rains in some sort of regular pattern down there.

There are quite a lot of people who moved to Tassie to live that lifestyle. It is now the basket case State that the rest of the country supports because it's industry is dying and most of them are unemployed and on the dole. The Greens ruled down there until those still with a spark of self preservation voted them out a few weeks ago. Their main industry was apples and forrestry timber processing but the Greens pulled that plug and all the supporting jobs and industries went down the tubes.

Even in Tassie there are only so many one acre plots that could support a family. Presuming that there are many left who really think that slogging away dawn to dusk is a preferable way to make a living than working 8hrs, stocking up at the supermarket on the way home, then putting your feet up with a beer to watch the footy.

I was just imagining the crapfight on the mainland if all of us needed an acre of prime soil in an area with a reasonable climate and a water supply to support our families on.
Good luck with finding around 8-10 million acres of that to go around.
We'd run out of bread and meat real fast because that is the kind of land that supports the population en masse. Break that up into one acre lots and we are out of business. The good land is taken.

Some may have seen a set up like that illustration somewhere, but I never have. I'm sorry but I burst out laughing when I saw that tiny little paddock with a couple of dairy cows in it. And the pigs within whiffing range of the kitchen door. And you could grow enough hay in that handkerchief size field to feed livestock long term? :rofl:
That green paddock in the illustration would be brown dust in two days with cattle walking about on it so you're gonna need an awful lot of hay to feed them on. Cheaper and easier to buy a carton of milk isn't it?

We don't calculate land quality by head of livestock per acre here, we calculate hectares per head of livestock. In some places sq.kilometres per head.

That illustration of a 'homestead' set up is the stuff of Enid Blyton to us. You won't buy that dream for much under a million bucks, and that probably won't include the 'mansion' pictured. One acre lots here aren't done as 'farms', they're done as high end low density dwelling developments, and cost a bomb! The smallest hobby farm development I've seen is 5 acre lots and the land was only fit to support an alpaca and a chook run.

Sorry... I'm just having a bit of dark side, cynical fun with this, I know it's only a lifestyle preferred by the very few, or even contemplated by the idealistically deluded.

It took months to get the message across to an American on another forum that we don't have the nationwide infrastructure here that you do because we don't have the population to make it profitable. And we don't have the population in the middle of the country because it simply can't support them. We all tend to judge the viability of theories and dreams against what we're raised with and used to.

We don't have your good soil on those vast prairies to farm. We have an inland like the Nullabor.
What you see as normal farmland we see as prime pieces of paradise.
Your forebears were luckier than ours in what part of the world they landed on.

You get a taste of drought now and then, but they are more the norm here than good years are. We aren't the leading experts on dry-land wheat farming for nothing. We can't afford to waste good arable land on wheat and we can't rely on rain.
Most of our fruit etc is grown in high intensity irrigation areas. That too is taking it's toll in altering the ground water levels and leaching minerals and salts to the surface.

OZ is almost the same size as the mainland US with under 10% the population, but with something like 5% of the arable land and a tiny fraction of the available water supply.
We don't do rivers well here. Even the biggest, the Murray, gets too low to float a boat on sometimes.
Many are bone dry for years at a time until the floods come. How well would America had fared had the Mississippi just usually trickled along except when it was in flood?

That Cubby Station I mentioned earlier? When it switched to growing cotton it sucked all the water out of the catchment rivers of the 2nd biggest river, which in turn feeds the biggest. That's what the fight was over. One big cotton plantation was sucking the life out of all the other properties further downstream for thousands of kilometres.
Farming can get damned hard here.
 

Cute? CUTE ?!?

:lofl:


Hey, have your politicians ever considered getting away from the agriculture-based economy and getting into - oh, I don't know - maybe become a satellite manufacturing location for China and India? Evidently you have these hundreds of thousands of unemployed, uneducated people laying around collecting thousands of dollars a week on welfare - they could be trained to run the production lines in the factories, and their salaries would be far less than their unemployment benefits.

You've got the land available for sprawling industrial parks, and it doesn't have to be arable. It won't cost you anything in development fees, because the land is a write-off as it is.

You can thank me later. ;)
 
Well, I can definitely see where the difference in land would make it a lot harder to do the self-sufficient thing over there. and there is a big difference, even here, between being a small farmer, and making a living that way; and in having a self-sufficient homestead.
Many of the people who set out to do that lifestyle, do have a regular job somewhere, at least for the first part, until they are stabilized, and they also may have some kind of an at-home, or online way of earning extra income.
The children either go to public school, or there are home schooling groups that work together, so the children are not as isolated as you were thinking.

As Phil said, the idea is not to become a farmer, but simply to be able to grow food for yourself/family. We are constantly bombarded with the possibility of economic collapse, terrorist attack, or even an EMP that would shut about everything down. There is a massive volcanic caldera under Yellowstone Park, and several other ones that are active, plus the ever present possibility of an asteroid hitting the earth. Any one of these things would stop all trucks from bringing food to the stores, close all gas stations and banks, and there would probably be no electricity or water. It would be weeks, or even months, before any kind of help could be forthcoming.

The only people that have any chance of making it through this kind of disaster, are the people that have done like the lowly ant, and prepared for an emergency, and are not dependent on the government to live and function. Even then, most of the preppers will not necessarily make it long term, but they at least have a better chance of getting through it and not starving.

You are right about the cows, they need more land to graze on; but a milk goat will provide plenty for a family, and does not require the high quality feed that a cow does.
Pigs are not necessarily going to be practical either, but a sheep, chicken, and some rabbits will provide plenty of meat, and if the land offers deer, or other wild game, so much the better.
Even if a person is not able to totally provide for their own needs, the more independent that you can be, the better your chances are of taking care of yourself and family if even a temporary disaster should hit us.
 

Someone who understands - thank you! :D

I'm well-along in my own emergency preparedness and survival planning. The backyard here is about 40'x20', and I already have livestock - one cat, one dog and a few free-range squirrels - as well as my basic tools: a pocketknife, a roll of duct tape and a Fisher-Price Musical Shovel.

Bring on the Apocalypse!
 
When disaster strikes I don't plan on coping with the aftermath long term so that doesn't apply to me. I've just been indulging in my twisted hobby of sticking pins in people's Utopian thought bubbles.

As a disaster survival technique, that self sustainable system would have to be already up and running when it hits.
It couldn't be started from scratch in time to replace the supermarket before you starved.
The beans and taters won't grow overnight. The pens and fences take a while to build and where do you get the hardware to do them? The livestock would be hard to procure in the aftermath of some cataclysm and you'd be too busy fighting off the other hungry desperates to have time to tend the garden anyway.

Just sayin'....
 
Cute? CUTE ?!?

:lofl:


Hey, have your politicians ever considered getting away from the agriculture-based economy and getting into - oh, I don't know - maybe become a satellite manufacturing location for China and India? Evidently you have these hundreds of thousands of unemployed, uneducated people laying around collecting thousands of dollars a week on welfare - they could be trained to run the production lines in the factories, and their salaries would be far less than their unemployment benefits.

You've got the land available for sprawling industrial parks, and it doesn't have to be arable. It won't cost you anything in development fees, because the land is a write-off as it is.

You can thank me later. ;)

Good point. We actually had manufacturing industries. We had steelworks that have all gone cold and are being torn down because the environmentally obsessed objected to them 'polluting'. So those industries and jobs went to S.Korea and China.
We are reduced to digging out the ore and selling it to their steel mills now. ... and the Greens even want us to stop mining! That's were most of our profits come from now. We're not big in the agricultural trade other than beef and wheat in a good season.

We had car factories that are now pulling out, despite billions being given to them by the government in subsidies to keep them going. They're all relocating to Asia too, cheaper workforce. Think Detroit.

Whenever someone invents something here they invariably have to get it manufactured in Asia because we have such a high standard of wage protection, coupled with a limited market here that they can't produce it at a profit.
Furniture manufacturers are 'catching fire' weekly. They are just one of many small industries which can't compete with cheaper Asian products because a previous (lefty) government thought it was smart to lift the tarrifs off imports to make a 'level playing field' on trade with Asia. WTF??? High wages here, almost no wages there, how is that levelling competition?

Those thousands of unemployed used to work in those factories, industries, and manufacturing businesses.
A combination of Greenie tantrums and Left wing, Union owned governments have gutted this country's industries.

Too much dreamin' about Utopian conditions, and not enough attention paid to what was happening as a consequence has gone on too long.

Even the best land is being bought by Asian conglomerates and the Chinese government, so even our food won't be ours for much longer. Try buying that acre of land from Beijing!

But dream on, envision that bucolic future if it comforts you, just don't expect that it will happen that way.

Anyone who wants to start up an industrial park in the desert here is more than welcome to try. C'mon over. Bring your chequebook. ... and your industrial relations and environmental legislation savvy lawyers.


Give it 5 minutes, Warri will fall on this like a tonne of bricks.
 
When disaster strikes I don't plan on coping with the aftermath long term so that doesn't apply to me. I've just been indulging in my twisted hobby of sticking pins in people's Utopian thought bubbles.

As a disaster survival technique, that self sustainable system would have to be already up and running when it hits.
It couldn't be started from scratch in time to replace the supermarket before you starved.
The beans and taters won't grow overnight. The pens and fences take a while to build and where do you get the hardware to do them? The livestock would be hard to procure in the aftermath of some cataclysm and you'd be too busy fighting off the other hungry desperates to have time to tend the garden anyway.

Just sayin'....

Well, yeah ... of course. You don't go looking for a sale on fire extinguishers once the flames have reached the wainscoting.

(No real reason to use that word except that I've always wanted to)

As for your hobby - it's a cruel and unusual one.

Congratulations. :cool:
 

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