Father Ralphy says it is time to get serious!

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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He knows that some of you were nervous about confessing here so just acted silly. This is just human nature and was expected at first, but now it is time to buckle down and unburden yourselves.
 

Yes, but you still need to confess, my child.
 

Father R, I confess to having reservations about confessing. So sorry, Padre, but I'll keep my transgressions to myself and not go reminding the Universe of how next go around I need to come back as a sea slug. Peace out.
 
Please don't hold back, child, as Father sees that your past is haunting you.
 
Father Ralphy, it has been a few days since I last confessed to you. My bruises are healing nicely.

The past week I committed the sin of desiring monkeys. I don't quite know why, but I am strongly attracted to chimpanzees, mandrills, orangutans, spider monkeys, apes - you name it, if it's simian, I fall in love - or at least, lust.

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OK, OK, guess you saw me stealing a grape from the produce counter. But gee whiz I had to make sure they were sweet before I actually bought them.

All right, I confess to a second grape, had to make sure.
 
Some of us have already confessed to Uncle Lon that we don't know what our AC/DC is or our BMX. We have admitted openly that we are waterholics -- or don't drink 8 liters of water a day -- that we know our net worth by heart (e.g., we are of more value that many sparrows!), and that we sometimes feel old but at other times feel young, so as to your thread, What's it all about, Ralphy? :)
 
Ralphy1 said:
He knows that some of you were nervous about confessing here so just acted silly. This is just human nature and was expected at first, but now it is time to buckle down and unburden yourselves.
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