Florida Has 549 Anti-Aging Clinics - How Many Are Legit?

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SifuPhil

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I just read an article in the Broward/Palm Beach New Times about the rise and continued popularity of anti-aging clinics in southern Florida, and it was an eye-opener.

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Biogenesis, the firm that was responsible for selling steroids to baseball's Alex Rodriguez, is the star player in this article, but the laxity of enforcement, the pay-offs and the quick return of busted clinics to full operation is shared by many of these places.

Many of these clinics are owned by convicted felons with long rap sheets for previous scams.

Is it any wonder with news like this that many people doubt the legitimacy of anti-aging "boutique" clinics these days?
 

I think it is sad people make millions, more like billions, coning people who don't have a firm grip on reality.

I have a miracle cure for aging. Eat right and keep moving. The End.
 
Old Hipster said:
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Thanks Phil I'll give you 25% of my profits for the ad campaign.

I also have a sure fire 100% guaranteed weight loss program.

Eat less
Move more
 
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