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Shurrup titch, stop your moaning or I'll eat you too." 
"Believe it or not, but I used to be able to flap them and overtake Jumbo Jets."
"I could do with a pair of glasses but my hearing is fabulous."
Remember when... thirty seemed so old.
These 2 crack me up!! I see them on my FB feed all the time.