Fortune teller riddle

[debodun]

What did the fortune-teller say when someone asked if she could read the future in a crystal ball?

 

[tinytn]

She said give me 100 dollars and i will tell you..

 

[debodun]

Not quite my answer. Try again.

 

[debodun]

Nobody else want to guess?

 

[Sunny]

I'd guess, but have no idea.

 

[tinytn]

Its not chrystal clear?

 

[debodun]

Good guess, tinytn, but try again.

 

[Aunt Marg]

I'm here, Deb!

This one escaped me... how? I do not know.

Okay now I know how I missed it, it was posted in the Games Forum, not in the Humor Forum, as your riddles normally are.

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, do I look like a fortune teller, or do I look like a fortune teller?

 

[debodun]

Your warm, Marg, but try again.

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, yes, I can read the future in a crystal ball, and I see you being a few dollars short in the very near future?

 

[Aunt Marg]

This is another tough one, Deb! LOL!

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, yes, I can read the future in a crystal ball, and your future looks so bright I gotta wear shades?

 

[debodun]

Ha ha, good one, Marg, but not my answer.

 

[Aunt Marg]

LOL! Grasping at straws here, Deb, but not giving up!

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, do I look like I can't read?

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, I'm a fortune teller, not a future teller?

 

[debodun]

It's a four word answer. Try again.

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, look into my eyes?

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, look into my ball?

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, ask my crystal ball?

 

[Aunt Marg]

While gazing into her crystal ball, the fortune teller said, I see your future?

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, you have no future?

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, there is no future?

 

[Aunt Marg]

The fortune teller said, what future is that?