SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
| Breed: | North American Jackass |
| Height: | 12" |
| Length: | 20" |
| Width: | 14" |
| Weight: | 15lbs. empty, 20lbs. constipated |
| Feeding: | Has eaten (and returned) pig-shaped corn holders, pencils (found metal and eraser), matchbox cars, a spoon, everything out of the compost bin, hash pipe and a diamond necklace. |
| Socialization: | He's REALLY friendly and will hump other dogs, cats, rats wombats, your leg, small children, furniture, walls and pillows. |
| Physical: | Cannot walk in a straight line but can bend into a perfect circular shape in order to chew his behind, which he does pretty much 24/7 |
| Exercise Requirements: | None. If you walk him in public he goes into melt-down, choking himself as he barks at falling leaves, fire hydrants and blades of grass. He prefers to just sit and chew himself raw. |
| Psychological: | Strong attachment issues with mistress, none to anyone else. Attention span maxes out at 4 seconds. Not food, toy, clicker, or praise motivated. You can watch his brain shut off. His eyes go vacant in a blink. |
| Price: | FREE |
