Funny "Dad" Pictures.... Dad's on Parade!

Meanderer

Meanderer

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a few quotes ........

Just once on Father’s Day I wish my kids would give me a #1 Dad mug instead of one with my actual ranking. ~ Andy Borowitz

Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools. ~ David Letterman

You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. ~ Jerry Sienfeld

I got my dad one of those typical Father’s Day cards. You know, with a picture of a hunting coat hanging on a peg, a duck decoy and some golf clubs leaning in the corner. Perfect card for him, because there’s nothing Dad loves more than going out in the woods on a frosty morning and beating ducks to death with a 4-iron. ~ Daniel Liebert

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~ Unknown

I tried to get my Dad what he really wants for Father’s Day, but Jennifer Lawrence wouldn’t return my calls. ~ Melanie White

My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. ~ Spike Milligan

The only Father’s Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, “Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father’s Day this year?” and he says, “Nothing.” Then I ask my Mom what I should get him and she says, “He likes Sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No 5 perfume.” ~ Michael Showalter

Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. ~ Melanie White
 
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