Funny Names For a Senior's Band

[Geezer Garage]

Geezer Jack, and the Gas Passers

 

[Judycat]

Mats and the Old Cats
Bent Whiskers
Fur Ball Chuckers
Lemme Out Lemme In
The Blind Predators
The Deaf Screamers
Narcoleptic Fleabag

 

[JaniceM]

How about naming a band after song "Bony Fingers"?

 

[win231]

Song titles changed for seniors, also:

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver.
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom.
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair.
The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba - Denture Queen.
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson - On The Commode Again.

 

[RadishRose]

Martha and the Medi-Van-Dellas
Manhattan Statin Authority
The Senior-Village People

 

[Gary O']

The Dependers

Of course a song goes with that;





OK...I pretty much beat this one to death

I'll be in the shop

 

[Gary O']

Song titles changed for seniors, also:

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver.
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom.
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair.
The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba - Denture Queen.
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson - On The Commode Again.

Oh, Winnie

Too good

Too damn good

We have a winner here

 

[SeniorBen]

The Pneumococcal Pneumonians

 

[Murrmurr]

The Geritolds

The Opioids

 

[RadishRose]

Tingle and the Shingles

 

[Pappy]

Black Eyed Pees.

 

[Beezer]

The Disoriented Drivers

Featuring their hit song...

"Where Did I Park My Car?"

 

[SeniorBen]

The Nappers, now appearing at The Snooze Bar

 

[RadishRose]

The Supplementals and their hit "Breakin' Big Pharma"

 

[RadishRose]

The Get-Out-of-My-Yardbirds

Sam the Sham and the Phone Scams

The Senior Center Pool Boys

The Who Are You?

Procol Hair-um-Gone

The Kinks (In My Neck)

The Oldbloods

The Velvet-Lined-Coffin-Underground

1% Cream in my Coffee

The Grandmama's and the Grandpapa's

So funny!!!

 

[RadishRose]

Bingo and The Pickleballs

 

[Devi]

Lemme Out Lemme In

LOL!

 

[Paladin1950]

Eric Burdon and the Granny Mules
Tom Bones
St. Peter, St. Paul, & the Virgin Mary

 

[Shalimar]

Saggy and the Wrinklines

 

[Aunt Mavis]

The Aunt Mavis Band.

 

[Bella]

The Slipped Discs

 

[jujube]

Sly and the Family Kidney Stone

Bad Company in my Guest Room

Deep Purple Bruises on my Hip

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Not-so-Young

 

[jujube]

Blood, Sweat and Ligament Tears

The Dave Clark Five O'clock Happy Hour

Bee Jeeze, You're Old!

Bill Haley and the Vomits

Mickey & Sylvia and Sylvia's Caretaker and Mickey's Podiatrist

Lovin' Spoonful of Metamucil

Credence Clearwater Renewal of Subscription

Peter, Paul and Mary, the Meals on Wheels Driver

 

[NorthernLight]

@win231 and @jujube , hilarious!

 

[Beezer]

This turned out to be such a funny and creative thread by all of the participants, I thought I'd 'bump' it back to the top for the newer people who have joined the forum.

And I just thought of one more Senior Band Name if it wasn't mentioned already...

"The Get Off My Lawns"