Deadly serious and not funny at all. We are being tracked for various reasons in the stores where we shop, and with "smart" meters in our homes. Anything labeled "smart" is not smart at all for those of us who cherish our privacy.
From what I understand, Smartphones and SmartTVs have recording devices that may record conversations even if the object is in the off position. I have an old flip-phone, with no GPS, camera, internet or recording capabilities. I didn't buy it for that reason years ago, I bought it because it was inexpensive and suited my limited needs, now I'm happy not to have the more involved gadgets.
I'd rather pay a little more for my car insurance, than put something like the spy box in my vehicle to get a savings on Progressive car insurance. I don't like the idea of being monitored in any way by any strangers for any reason. I have no interest in the newer "On Star" GPS systems that come with some new cars now. I don't want any stranger in a far away location having the ability to lock and unlock my doors and windows, or pinpoint exactly where I am or have been.
I know that Google and Amazon track everything you search and the ads for that product or service follow you throughout the web. I belong to a couple of forums, and sometimes I might research something for a friend or neighbor online, and I will be targeted with endless ads pertaining to that item or subject as I surf the internet. There are search pages like Startpage, that is more private, but not as convenient and good as those like Google. I've heard bad things about gmail, the user's incoming and outgoing emails can be reviewed by Google (or anyone they want to give it to), including all attachments, etc.
This all is creepy to me and an unnecessary violation of privacy rights. Fureverywhere, I like your bumper sticker, couldn't agree more!