Hope hospital life isn't too dull for you.
A friend and I recently went to visit her mum in hospital. Her mum is 92 and although she looks frail, her mind is as sharp as ever it was.
Anyway, we arrived to find three nurses searching mum's bed, the bedside table and chair because, apparently, mum was claiming that they had lost her dentures. My friend's mum has, over recent years, lost quite a few of her teeth but, always refused to have dentures. As the nurses scurried off, laughing over the search for the non-existent dentures, my friend turned to her mum who was sitting on the bed, arms folded with a little smile on her face.
"Mum! You know you have never had dentures. Why waste their time, they are very busy you know"
Mum grinned. "Well, I didn't want to shout 'toilet' did I! I don't want everyone to know when I want a poo!!"

Bit cheeky but, it worked! With three nurses in attendance, they not only searched for the teeth but, took her to the toilet, changed her bed and brushed her hair! So, I'm not suggesting you do the same thing but, you know, if it gets a little boring and you want to liven the ward up ....

