Going out in public

[Denise1952]

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[FONT=&quot]I was in a Starbucks recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod with headphones.... and how was your day???

This is what happens when old people start using technology[/FONT]







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[Pappy]

I think I was sitting right behind you that day. Geez, Louise.

 

[Denise1952]

Sorry Pappy:awman:

 

[Cookie]

LOL, Denise a cute story... but not to worry... starbucks are usually so noisy and smell so strongly of coffee - people who were looking were probably just admiring you....
were you dancing to the beat too? :jammin:

 

[Denise1952]

I'll bet I was, LOL!! No, that wasn't really me (now folks will tell me I'm in denial, LOL) Just a joke my sis sent me, LOL

 

[jujube]

To paraphrase:

(Coffee) beans, (coffee) beans,
are good for your heart.
The more you drink,
the more you fart.
The more you fart,
the better you feel.
Let's have coffee (beans) for every meal!

 

[Denise1952]

Or, my grandmothers little ditty:

Wherever you be
let your wind break free
cause holdin er back
was the death of me

 

[Meanderer]